you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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