i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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