my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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