the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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