Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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