I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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