He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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