Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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