where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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