I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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