Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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