so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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