is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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