All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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