How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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