you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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