so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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