He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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