I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Panties = found
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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