You're completely useless in the revolution.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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