You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
