I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Boobs speak an international language.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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