i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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