I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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