The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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