Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
