YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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