How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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