i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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