We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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