So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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