talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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