i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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