Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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