You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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