Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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