the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fuck appropriateness.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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