Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
