He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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