so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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