peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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