I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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