OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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