"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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