One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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