She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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