I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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