Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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