love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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