Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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