omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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