pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No subtext here. People are naked.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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