this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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