It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
