i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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