if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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